He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣
I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit
He’s wagging his lil tail!!
who is she
woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia
She’s our most famous cryptid
The bae in the bay
The Chesapeake Bae
Your teachers always warned you to never, under any circumstances, cast a resurrection spell on someone still alive, but refused to elaborate why. Today your curiosity got the better of you.
When an alien race discovered Earth’s atmosphere was made with oxygen, their best scientific theory was that the creatures there were able to breath fire. They eventually decided to invade Earth equiped with thermal armor, and were no match to the bullethell that was waiting for them
looks at you
looks at you
ALT@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
The Captain is from a species that hordes things that bring them any form of joy or emotional stability. The crew is certain that her “horde” is the four Human engineers onboard whom she affectionately refers to as her “Little Murder Monkeys”.
She is quite possibly the strongest woman on earth, and she’s in love with you. You love her back, and it’s terrifying
As part of a newly established student exchange program between the realms, a dwarf student arrives at a human STEM college. He’s about to attend his first computer science class. “This should be easy,” he thinks, “how complicated can human technology possibly be?”
